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CHURCH NEWSLETTERSThey crack you up sometimes!!• Don't let worry kill you - let the church help. • Thursday night- Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice. • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Jesus and Satan were arguing about who was the best computer programmer. God told them to sit down at their computers and programme and He would be the judge! After two hours of furious programming, there was a sudden glitch when lightning struck and the computers went completely dead through power failure. God said, "OK Satan, what have you got to show me?" Satan said, "But God, lightning struck so I haven't got anything." God said, "Jesus, what have you got there?" Jesus pressed enter on his keyboard. Angelic, harmonious music wafted forth, beautiful colours and images sailed across the screen. "But..but, how did you do that?" said Satan. "Satan, will you never learn?" said God, "Jesus saves."
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GUESTBOOK!
Sign The Acorn Tree
This is from a NUTTY Americanian friend!
Sure, but she do beat the lot!
Davey Cool Brazil